"Normally both of your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken. But you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period. I don't wanna kill ya, I want to help ya."?
"But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen - It's the dead nigger in my garage."?
"That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good."?
"I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad!!"?
"Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed."?